I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should porn offer to perform an exorcism.

When porn I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for porn caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, crot she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, bokeh or crot sex worker.

Now, porn according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokeh the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, crot you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, crot and porn porn sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in porn my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, crot they’d explain, memek so they could make their partner feel happy, bokep while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, crot and crot that porn women were prone to what they bokeh described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokep ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, memek ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex bokep education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland crot said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, porn Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, crot I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, crot then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

Paris