I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for bokeh caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, bokep porn she rolled her eyes and bokeh declared the woman an ‘actrice’, porn or bokeh sex worker.

Now, bokeh according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokeh it bokeh all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and porn all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. In other words, memek you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: porn there’s sex as performance art, bokep and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And bokep when a woman is genuinely aroused, bokep trusts her partner and memek is not fearing for bokeh porn a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to bokeh gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokep memek female contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was memek generally on an occasional basis, porn they’d explain, crot so they could make their partner feel bokeh happy, porn while conserving their energy for crot other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University bokep of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were all crot about manners and crot ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokep that women were prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokeh so to speak.

A new bokep study confirms the louder the cry of memek ecstasy, porn the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: memek ‘I’m enjoying this, porn but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokep ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, memek where loud always equals better.

As bokeh a woman from Sunderland bokep said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokep ‘As far as I’m concerned, porn that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, bokeh only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokep Sex At Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and porn Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokep I can understand porn the need to advertise. But if you’re not, porn then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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