I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to perform bokeh an exorcism.

When I mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the porn delectable French bokeh word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she rolled her eyes and crot declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or crot sex worker.

Now, bokep according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, memek it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what porn most women know and bokep all men dread – the louder the bokep cry of ecstasy, crot the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked. memek In other words, bokeh you can’t measure passion in terms of decibels: crot there’s sex as performance art, bokep and crot sex as genuine intimacy. And porn when a woman is genuinely aroused, memek trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for memek a fragile male ego, bokeh she’s far more likely to gently sigh and bokep moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, crot female bokep contributors regularly confessed to faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional bokep basis, bokeh memek they’d explain, bokep so they could make their partner feel happy, crot while conserving their energy for porn other tasks in hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared that erotic decibels were crot all about manners and bokeh ‘manipulation’, memek and bokep that women were prone to what porn they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the finishing line, bokep so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, memek but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to screech like a demented hyena is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokeh said in 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, bokep that’s what you should be doing.’

Well, crot only if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At Dawn, memek Christopher Ryan and bokeh Cacilda Jetha concluded the most likely reason women were noisy during sex – based on observation of our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile porn and bokep memek keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, porn I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, memek then men should take heed: porn the best sex may just be the quietest.

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