I’ve long been haunted by the memory of a bokeh stay in Paris’s Latin Quarter where I was kept awake all night by a woman in a nearby memek room screeching so loudly that I wondered if I should offer to bokeh perform an exorcism.

When I crot mentioned the ‘miaulement’ (the delectable French word for memek caterwauling) to the receptionist the next morning, memek she crot porn rolled her eyes and porn declared the woman an ‘actrice’, memek or bokep sex worker.

Now, memek according to this new study from the ever-liberal Swedes, bokep it all makes scientific sense. It confirms what most women know and crot all men dread – the louder the cry of ecstasy, bokep the greater the chance crot the orgasm is being faked. In other words, bokep you can’t measure passion in porn terms of decibels: bokep there’s sex as performance art, bokeh and memek sex as genuine bokeh intimacy. And crot when a woman bokeh is genuinely aroused, porn trusts her partner and porn is not fearing for crot a fragile male ego, memek she’s far more likely to gently sigh and porn moan than shriek like the rabid super-vixen in my Parisian hotel.

In my days editing The Erotic Review magazine, bokeh female contributors regularly confessed to bokeh bokeh faking orgasms. It was generally on an occasional basis, bokeh they’d explain, porn so they could make their porn partner feel happy, porn while conserving their energy for memek other tasks in bokep hand. This was the conclusion of another study by two researchers from the University of Central Lancashire. They declared bokeh that erotic decibels were all bokeh about manners memek and bokeh ‘manipulation’, bokep and bokeh that women were bokep prone to what they described as ‘copulatory vocalisation’ in order to encourage their partners over the bokep finishing line, porn so to speak.

A new study confirms the louder the cry of ecstasy, memek the greater the chance the orgasm is being faked (Stock porn Image

It was like saying: bokeh ‘I’m enjoying this, bokep but can you get a bloomin’ move on.’ Sound familiar, bokeh ladies?

The only other reason to porn screech like a demented hyena porn is if your sex education comes from porn, porn where loud always equals better.

As a woman from Sunderland bokep bokep said crot in bokeh 2014 after neighbours complained that her sexual yowling drowned out their TVs: bokeh ‘As far as I’m concerned, memek that’s what you should be doing.’

crot Well, porn only memek if you want to attract a certain kind of attention.

In their book, bokeh Sex At bokep Dawn, bokep Christopher Ryan and bokep Cacilda Jetha concluded the memek most likely reason memek women were noisy during sex – based on observation of memek our nearest primate cousins – was to alert nearby males that they were fertile and crot keen to copulate.

If you’re a sex worker, bokeh I can understand bokep the need to advertise. But if you’re not, bokeh then men should take heed: bokep the best sex may just be the quietest.

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